_* Pests *_
- Tuesday, September 05, 2006 / 6:47 pm.
2 kinds of pests exists. 2 kinds of pests are currently living in my household. One's human, the others are just multiples of the same family. But both, to me are equally horrid.
Now, let me talk about nature's pest first. Yes, i'm glad that spring is here. The flowers bloom nicely, and its a pleasure to look at. But have u ever thought of the downside to spring? Well, let me enlightened you.
INSECTS!
All kinds, they fly to anywhere with light and bite u madness! Beetles larger than a dollar coin just appears once sunsets. Moths sticking on the walls, sitting ard the lamps. Mosquitos flying around, biting and sucking my blood. Spiders crawling on the walls. EWWW! DIE YOU ALL! I'm glad for lizards then though, help eat up all the mosquitos and moths. Yeah! they are like friends of the house now.
Now, for human pest. Yes, i classify him as a pest, he's past the level of just being pure irritating. He gets on my nerves. I don't speak to him without any need. I'm fine being left alone.
Let me tick off the list of things:
- I have to NAG at him to do his cleaning duty. Its only into 1.5mths and i've done the nagging thrice.
- After his cooking washing up, utensils are always left on the countertop and stovetop, LEAVING PUDDLES OF WATER! Fuck! As if u have a maria cleaning up after him. Damm it.
- I hope the remainder of your Krispy Kremes get bitten by ants. Left it there for a week on the countertop. Such an eyesore.
- Donno his legs made of steel or what. Don't know how to walk properly and always shuffeling his feet. Pissing me off most esp in the middle of the night, walking as if he weights like an elephant. The floors are thin ok! Since u always portray that u like 'thin' ppl, don't walk like a fucking 200pound meat can? Even i walk quieter than him!
- How i wish my aunt was here to tell him off. Blardy ass loves to SLAM THE DOORS! Fuck sia, like pressing the handle down and closing it properly will KILL him! Every single time!
- Acting 'blur' seems to be his favourite form of response, why doesn't he go be an actor. No wait, if he's an actor, the show will definately be a flop. When we tell you this and tell you not to do this because... his 'si meh?' response always irks me. Blardy hell, just say, 'oh.. ok can.' Be a man and admit to your mistakes!
- Leaving his butter knife on top of his peanut butter container on the countertop. I hope the ants infest it at night then he uses it again in the morning to jam his butter.
- Telling me last min that he needs to swap shift for cooking. Its 5.30pm! Apparantely he cannot read the notice plastered on the fridge. TELL PEOPLE A DAY IN ADVANCE. Stupid blind twit!
- Empty bottles do not walk themselves to the recycling bin. Throw away your empty bottles! The countertop is not a rubbish bin!
- The basic lame-ness is enough to kill me! The comment on: 'i miss my dog.' takes the cake. How can you blardy miss your dog when you haven even met your dog before? For goodness sake, your brother bought the dog after you came here last semester! You haven even been back to seen it. Only pictures. What the hell do u mean u miss your dog? Do u even know the meaning of MISS?
On the top of the list! The idiot had the decency to ACT BLUR! The last to come back on sunday nite and didn't lock the door. Only the gate was closed and latch on! Thank god Jieyi woke up at 2am and found out. Most atrociously, he can switch off the living room light but donno how to lock the door. When Jieyi told him about it on monday, he even had the check to respond: 'i got go out meh?' FUCK sia! Tell me, how can i not want to slap such a person.
I'm holding it in, its another 2.5more mths and everything's over!
忍! 忍!忍!